Have a pornographic Christmas
And when you walk down the street
Make your stops at porno shops
And give yourself a treat

Have a pornographic Christmas
Take in a dirty flick
Watch him hump a smooth round rump
While you play with your dick

Oh, oh the porno star
Is hung with lots of meat
He sticks his dick into some chick
You stick to your seat

Pretty soon you’ll see the cumshot
It’s the actor’s biggest scene
His shooting wad will hit her bod
As yours hits the screen

Don’t stuff Christmas stockings
With cheap gifts that won’t last
Buy dildos for friends you know
And stuff them up their ass

Oh, oh how they will scream
Squirm and run around
They’ll come by to thank you when
The batteries run down
Have a pornographic Christmas
Then you’d better rest your rear
So you’ll be ready for a
Pornographic Christmas next year