Jason Segel
Marshall vs. the Machines (Journey to Farhampton)
Marshall!
Versus the machines

Our hero starts his journey
With steely eyed resolve
But let's skip ahead to later
With a slow dissolve...

So tired, dehydrated
Not making any sense
And wait a second
Why is Bigfoot standing by that fence?

I'm not hallucinating
Bigfoot really exists
But everyone knows he quit smoking years ago

Oh, crap. I'm losing it