This isnt funny any more they are coming for me im going to die on september 13, 1996 oh god please help me

*banjo solo*



Yuh

Opa, opa, opa gangnam arab

Op op op opa gangnam arab

Yuh

Ayyyyyyy

My moms dead

Im dead too

Im ghost



*banjo plays*

Moonlanding made by Stanley Kubrick

He made that movie with the crazy guy in the hotel with his family, space oddessy thats right sorry i have short term memory loss due to the bullet in my head

I also have hemroids

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

Gotta take my pills, shit. outa pills



[nicki minaj}

My bum bum big

[nicki minaj leaves]

*gun shots*

Oh god guys

They killed

Dum bitch had no talent

Rest in peace

Killed my dog

Tasty... mmmm

[play boy carti enters]

Waaaaaaa waaaaaaa

(play boy carti still baby thats why hes crying)

Waaa waaaaaaaa

*play boy carti starts playing the banjo*

Waaa

[2pac verse]

I have polio

Its ok tho

My doctor perscribed me my medication

Wait? yall hear that?

Oh no i forgot its september 13, 1996 omg guys they are coming

Oh no i dont have much time left omg guys

There here in the building, i gotta run

*dies*

[choir sings very soothinly]

Haaaaaaaaaaa, reeeeeeesssst in peeeeeeeeeace, 2paaaaaaaaaaaac

*banjo stops*

[nicki minaj comes back]

H-

[music cuts out]

The end



I forgot to mention hillary clinton will become the 45th president of the untied states in 2016