[Intro]
1, 2, can't count

[Verse 1]
Drinks with the fellas, were keen to go out
And there's a pretty good chance imma piss in my mouth
It's gonna be a sesh Bob's made the call
And at the end of the night I might shit in a hall
Get the nose beers down till you buzzin'... like cousins.. (oh such is life Betty)
Get the nose beers down oi me missus.. made muffins.. (oh can I have one/yeah man)

[Pre -Chorus]
Cause we're gonna... dig deep
Give 110%, take it one drink at a time. (Dig deep)
And give 110%

[Chorus]
The boiz are going out and were gonna get football drunk
If you're coming out then lets get football drunk

[Verse 2]
The lads are together getting on the cans
Plus cruisers and coke, gonna fly like pan
Our night is gonna be, simply the best
We're gonna get drunker then all the rest
Let's get peanut butter and put it on our balls. (Oh not again bro)
Have a n*** wrestle we'll be bouncing of the walls. (Literally)
[Pre-Chorus]
Cause we're gonna... dig deep
Give 110%, take it one drink at a time. (Dig deep)
And give 110%

[Chorus]
The boiz are going out and were gonna get football drunk
If you're coming out then lets get football drunk
The boiz are going out and were gonna get football drunk
If you're coming out then lets get football drunk. Football drunk

[Bridge]
Soft cocks, get dropped
Sobriety's a cock-block
Thai Girls, Bangkok
Come on boiz get flogged
Life is a party, a wife and a barbie
Fire up Marty or I'll do the Hopolate

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
Wake up monday filled with regret
Court case pending, scar on my head
Other me committed heaps of crimes
If I don't shape I'll be doing hard time
[Pre-Chorus]
Press are at my house my conference is today. (Dig deep)
I look at the cameras, I know just what to say

[Chorus]
I said I'm going out and I'm gonna get football drunk
The boiz are going out and were gonna get football drunk
I'm going out and I'm gonna get football drunk
If you're coming out then let's get football drunk
Football drunk, football drunk, football drunk