[Verse: Lily James]
Everybody screamed
When I kissed the teacher
And they must have thought they dreamed (They dreamed)
When I kissed the teacher
All my friends at school
They had never seen the teacher blush, she looked like a fool
Nearly petrified 'cause she was taken by surprise

[Chorus: Lily James, Alexa Davies & Jessica Keenan Wynn]
(Hug, hug, I wanna kiss him)
When I kissed the teacher (Hug, hug, I wanna kiss him, wanna)
Couldn't quite believe her eyes (Hug, hug, I wanna kiss him)
When I kissed the teacher (Hug, hug, I wanna kiss him, wanna)
My whole class went wild
As I held my breath, the world stood still
But then she just smiled (Smiled, I wanna kiss him, wanna)
I was in the seventh heaven
When I kissed the teacher

[Post-Chorus: Lily James]
What a mad day
Now I see everything in a different light
What a mad day
I was up in the air and she taught me a lesson alright
[Chorus: Lily James, Alexa Davies & Jessica Keenan Wynn]
I was in a trance (Hug, hug, I wanna kiss him)
When I kissed the teacher (Hug, hug, I wanna kiss him, wanna)
Suddenly I took the chance (Hug, hug, I wanna kiss him)
When I kissed the teacher (Hug, hug, I wanna kiss him, wanna)
Leaning over me
She was trying to explain the laws of geometry (Hug, I wanna kiss him, wanna)
And I couldn't help it
I just had to kiss the teacher

[Post-Chorus: Celia Imrie]
What a mad day
Now I see everything in a different light
What a mad day
I was up in the air and she taught me a lesson alright

[Chorus: Lily James, Alexa Davies & Jessica Keenan Wynn]
What a crazy day (Hug, hug, I wanna kiss him)
When I kissed the teacher (Hug, hug, I wanna kiss him, wanna)
All my sense had flown away (Hug, hug, I wanna kiss him)
When I kissed the teacher (Hug, hug, I wanna kiss him, wanna)
My whole class went wild
As I held my breath, the world stood still
But then she just smiled (Smiled, I wanna kiss him, wanna kiss him)
I was in the seventh heaven
When I kissed the teacher
[Outro: Lily James, Alexa Davies & Jessica Keenan Wynn]
(I wanna hug, hug, hug him)
When I kissed the teacher
(I wanna hug, hug him)
When I kissed the teacher
(I wanna hug, hug, hug him)
When I kissed the teacher
(I wanna hug, hug him)
When I kissed the teacher