Almighty U-Sorcerer
2016 New Year’s Cypher
[Verse GOAT: 23 Savage]
23 Savage is the name of me and shit
If you say "new year, new me" then you're a retarded piece of shit
(23, 23)

[Verse 1: Rob theimK]
New name, new year
Bunch of tears, bunch of fears
Do what thou wilt, my dear
Used to say the end was near
Now I’m a Black Beatle screaming I’m still here
Working on my night job, still breaking bank 'cause I still rob with McKnight
Don’t ever play yourself when I’m in your sight
ImK - today’s a new day and I told you last year that I’ll never fade away

[Verse 2: ThaHipHopHead]
Lemme just make a point, I'ma break this joint
And turn it into my own, I take, and destroy
I burn it into your soul, you fakes I toy
With, before I finally slay you boys
But new year, whatever, I'ma still spew fear
Into the few who dare to step to this dude here
I laugh at sad saps, and take 'em out like trash bags
And if you want to act bad, then it's you I'ma backslap

[Verse 3: Zade]
I cause more blood and gore than Event Horizon
Mobb deep in your entourage, now the temp is rising
My knife went from bloody to rusty, forgot to cleanse it
Now anyone who survives is gonna die from tetanus
See crossing me is a euphemism for crucifixion
Word to Ka, either you move deliberate or lose your gizzards
So it’s time to open the cage on you sellouts
And I'ma burn this bitch down like a hellhound
[Verse 4: butterscotch pie]
Young Inspectah here, I'ma need your paper, please
You should call me Mario 'cause cake is all I sees
I got cold-ass raps that make the Fire Flower freeze
Your bars are as bold as a gentle summer breeze
At the bank like I'm Mouser, withdrawaling all my cheese
Rims bigger than the sky, putting arrows in your knees
Spitting fire like Bowser, defeating Final Bosses with ease
And gaming into the new year with godlike expertise

[Verse 5: A_J]
No need to fear, I'm here
Through the new year, I'm rap's genius
The one that make your samples clear
The one so hot, you can't bare to
Stay in the same room, but still
Need him acting a damn broom
To sweep away these rapper's careers
'Cause they're jokes like a cartoon

[Verse 6: Soula]
Night is darkest before dawn
I see opportunity now they’re are gone
Rest in peace your death vex the seas
Like Hyades. whose next deceased
Victims souls released post feast
I eat emcees with utmost ease
I hate fakes like a cold breeze
'Cause they is habitual liars
Stealing lyrics at rap ritual fires
With embers of evil residual desires
I see people’s visual pious
Lead to initial bias
Against me
It's new years eve
Let's hope the fakes leave
[Verse 7: Kydd Karma]
Look, I don't know what y'all are saying
All I know is if this was manga, then we're the Super Saiyan
I'm on 7th like the final Dragon Ball, major key
Genius is the best thing to happen to the internet since pornography
Turned on my chi, I'm the sun to you raisins
Started brainstorming on the cypher, drop a page in
Hotter than cajun, somebody get me a water bottle
Maybe a model or someone Donald Trump could foddle
While I take the atomic football, cause when I sign in
Anywhere I bank in and hit the Heisman

[Verse 8: gamemast15r]
I can't rap, I am wack
I ain't black but all I do is talk about how I slam rats
Went from the Life of Pablo to 4 Your Eyez Only
It was an okay year for music, it kinda flew by though, see
Harambe got shot and the election was cancer
Half wanted a crooked bitch and said that she was the answer
And almost everyone biased against Trump cause of Mexico
"He's flexing yo, that's how he got into office, he looks like a vegetable"
This back and forth shit reminds me of something less than basic
It's like what makes you think either side is ever gonna change shit
I barely get on Genius 'cause I got a bunch of other shit
So much stacked on top of each other that's it getting smothered with
Cumbersome shit, and everyone including your mother flips
Shit like dealers do crack, whatever happened to logic?
They say "Stop it, you're preposterous, this is the apocalypse"
Wow, the world isn't gonna end in 2016, so calm the fuck down
Shit verse, shit year, no one's gonna be topping this now
Fucking kill me
[Verse 10: Bemoty]
2017 kommt an und schon dropp' ich Bars
Voll krass, und dazu coach' ich den Lars
Jeden Tag tipp' ich ab und doch mach' ich nie selbst was
Habe keine Technik, keinen Flow, keine Kreativität
Trotzdem spitt' ich tighte Lines, so als wär' ich ein Poet
Mich stört nur Eins: Wieso bin ich nicht schon lange auf Diät?
Ich wieg' doch um die 15 Kilo – hattest das nicht eben erwähnt?
Schon flieg' ich raus aus 2k16, hab's dazu noch überlebt

[Verse 11: s_connoisseur]
Oh ja, ich spreche eine bisschen Deutsch
But I’ll write my shit in English if I’m given a choice
Rock an extra large sweater, class of 2016
Hope the fresher one is better, if you know what I mean
And if I don’t I’ll annotate it, with the meaning I’ve created
Hoping if I help explain it, it won’t need to be debated
I’m frustrated, fixated on the meaning, I locate it
I narrate it, you restate it, missing something, differentiate
Myself from all your favourite rappers
I hear a little of myself in all your favourite rappers
That’s Sean, he’s another one of these lyrical kidnappers
Got people knocking on my door, I’m in the room where it happens
I’m spitting fire on the cypher as a rhyme debut
A connoisseur of Kanye’s bars, I got my own shit too
Peace

[Verse 12: Almighty U-Sorcerer]
Manslaughter on your granddaughter, my freaks elite
I seek to sneak into the DM's to the unique and peek
I tend to, go to levels most won't extend to, ten-two?
I love her, no, I pretend to, so she can send n***s
So when your door broken down and your rent due
And all of my gang signs offend you
And not a damn person in the planet will defend you
Just remember the U-Sorcerer sent you

[Verse 13: Vesuvius]
I just drop a verse and watch it turn to green
I don’t even need to spit a whole sixteen
To body the competition, I’m a top magician
Watch me take my rightful position
I apply pressure like Leicester, yes sir
This is your assignment, I am the professor
You get crushed by this elephant just to stay relevant
You’re so ineloquent, you could be the President

[Verse 14: homesweethole]
Sheesh, der Boi meldet sich jetzt auch mal als Künstler zu Wort
Bisher nur verdeckt, wie ein junger Kadett an Bord
Schreib' hier und da ‘ne Anno, Bemoty und Co. approven
Kurz darauf seh ich 'ne Menge IQ zu mir moven
Mit Ultraspeed, wie es sich gehört
Zeichnet sich mein GeniusGraph von selbst, wenn nicht die Telekom wieder stört
Das Ganze hört sich nicht gerade professionell an
Deshalb lass ich schnell wieder die Profis ran

[Verse 15: VwieVeteran]
Year one, two, three and to the four
2017 gibt es VwieVeteran auch endlich in rappender Form
Ich weiß, ihr seid schon genervt, denn es ist der dritte Deutsche dran
Doch ich komme in Frieden, denn Kendrick Lamar weiß, what the Germans done
Junge, fühl doch mal den Vibe! An meinen Style kommen diese Lelleks nicht ran
Denn er ist einfach unverbesserlich wie Gru, dieser böse Mann
Diese Cyphern sind für mich nun beendet, denn ich will ja nicht rein ins Biz
Meine Lines waren wack und damit mein' ich keinen Haifischbiss

[Verse 16: KanyeFresh]
My stock is rising like I'm the fucking Dow
I'm wearing pink fur, you ought to know by now
Only started in May, but I took a different route
Fast forward seven months, I'm an editorial recruit
Fuck 2016, glad to see it go
R.I.P David Bowie and Shawty Lo
"New year, new me" man, that shit is wack
It's 'YeFresh here, signing off this track

[Verse 17: Zeniths]
Don’t believe in new years 'cause the old one’s still here
Still riddled with fear, wash that shit down with beer
Never stay understated, don’t care ‘bout over-rated
I know my own, keep me going so fuck being hated
Know my flow ain’t up to scratch, ain’t a patch
On the people I idolise
Still I finalise in seconds, my rhymes is holy they canonized
But enough about my lack of rapping
No presents at Christmas tree, the shit was lacking
Replaced it all with internet facting
Blessed the web with my song interpretations, be real, no acting
I’m hard to find, you gotta meditate to see
Be buddhist, hit your peak then you’ll be with me
Don’t cross me or I’ll fuck your whole ancestry
Lumberjack the fuck out your family tree

[Verse 18: sereinik]
Somebody ring the alarm for a bad bitch?
Or is that just butter with a game glitch?
Pompeii rumbles, fear Mt. Vesuvius
Michael Lowry's tongue in images, numerous
Streetlights been laying in his shambles
Drake has his free canned, Campbell's
Life and Genius, balanced like Luke
I'm ending tyrants, archduke
I diss cold, Alaska, Bering
Somebody's always calling serein
Written in rice with a chopstick, iconiqué
Is "love, your #1 bitch, sereinik"

[Verse 19: Versuhtility]
These homicides run up and down every block
If you know it;s about money you know it's not stopping
Them n***as they toting the Glocks, dodging the bullets that stray and the cops, man this shit ain't gone stop
These n***as they wanna do numbers
I guess that's the problem with n***as that's hungry on come ups, hitting these licks whats a bundle?
I got n***as that's spending that on some pull ups
These streets man you knows it's a jungle i stay out the way and i gotta stay humble
'Cause one day you with 'em next day he gone
You know how shit going, it's just the same song
Mommas be praying and reciting those Psalms
Incase the Glock catch you and you dont make it home

[Verse 20: GothicM]
Better late than never
Clever
I'm bad weather for a Heather
Mesh her high heels together she falls like a feather
Menace to an asshole
Rascal
No damsel I'll grab a flask
Bend your ass over a barrel and thrash you
Nuttier than cashews
Smash u
Make putty of asses' IQs
Rutting fascists don't stand a chance, boo

[Verse 21: Madkol]
I'm back with a scratched masterpiece, writing it haphazardly
People say I've had enough now, I should act affably
But I'd rather stick a fork in compassion and have apathy
And be a complete asshole, I'm just that dastardly
Shit, you can't handle me, you're a fake-ass rapper, I'm in the badass rapping league
I'm already the shit, so you fucks can't crap on me
I'm back to attack you bastards, I'm acting with no alacrity
Trying to prove myself right, in a world without sanity
Back in the class, I was never gifted mathematically
But fuck it, I had a passion for writing rap vocabulary
Make a joke out of it, see who has the last laugh at me
I'd still be smarter than all you punks if I had half a brain
In other words, I ain't suited to act naturally
I'm outta this world, yeah, outta this damn galaxy
With the way I was treated, it figures I'd act callously
But I'm indefatigable, so you fuckers can't batter me

[Verse 22: YEAHTIM]
Rap like every year is my last year, I eat zombie brains
I always jog around when I'm on the train
Break some bones and bolt like mighty lightning
On point with the joints, I put the art in arthritis
I'll nail your toes, bail my foes, that's how I like it
Drop bars like a jailbreak, I never might quit
Squash you into a veggie with a tall racket
Play pool underwater, you not in my ball bracket
Can't picture the pieces of my memory
Currently floating with the current of my memery

[Verse 23: MC Urtalseenioop]
How do I follow that up?
That's by far the best verse, yup
YEAHTIM's the best on Genius
But have you ever seen us?
The Best Underground G's, uh
Blessed lyrics, convenient
So get ready to see us
'Cause it's T-BUG season

[Verse 24: gimleey]
Ey, ey, wie ein Genozid, zieht Bemoty mit Schneemobil -
Durch's Land und schickt mich in's Exil nach Tschernobyl
Denn ich bin schlechter Padawan, will Ringel-A nicht haben
Denn was soll ich dann nur all den heulenden Chinesen sagen?
Anywaaaay... Ayy yo, low-key, you might not know me
And if that's the case - blow me! Joking, don't choke me!
My lines are whiter than the Ku Klux Klan - so clean
I'm nailing your bitch, call me Voodoo Man - Beaudine

[Verse 25: Zachary Mahabir]
Took about a month to come in with the sauce
The boy ain't on News 'cause it looks like all hope is lost
That's not my president, not my fines, not my times, not my kids
Just a young man out here trying to make it in the biz
Sleep with the mic in hand, they say my raps is a dream
This verse gonna scare you to death, like some shit outta Scream
Should probably add up these syllables, sound all this shit out
Might need to get on Sesame, schedule with the Count
Sink my teeth into learning, this knowledge flowing like water
So much flow, you'd swear the Nile was my alma-mater
Now, I don't write rhymes, but God knows I can try
Bout to put me on the five 'cause ya boy won't tell a lie
Setting a precedent for future, already got a tear in my eye
Seeing is believe, or some dumb shit like that
Never forget that time they put Zach on Da Track

[Verse 26: joannamccray]
I propose a toast to folding clothes
So close your mouth and nosy nose
Pegasus panda played with pros in prose
I find the love where no one goes
2017
The internet is meth amphetamine, I'm mean
Kick the kick drum to the snare
The trap that claps back
Ruthless attack
Ruth let's attack the future we unpack
Youth were usurped to use their talents
In a way that they would lose their talents
So now we groom our talons. Eagle claws
Don't play with your food
Just bring it higher
To the level they aspired to reach
And feast
In 2017
This beauty is a beast