Heidi Blickenstaff
Prologue
[ELLIE, spoken]
So, you're NEVER going to believe me. No one in their right mind could ever possibly believe me. But what I'm about to tell you is true. One hundred percent true. Everything started the day before my mom got married

[KATHERINE, spoken]
Honey!

[ELLIE, spoken]
The day that I had?

[KATHERINE, spoken]
Ellie

[ELLIE, spoken]
I'm talking mind-bending

[KATHERINE, spoken]
Ellie

[ELLIE, spoken]
Bananas

[KATHERINE, spoken]
Ellie

[ELLIE, spoken]
What?
[KATHERINE, spoken]
Hi sweetie!

[ELLIE, spoken]
This is my mother. I'm in the middle of a story!

[KATHERINE, spoken]
I know, I'm being supportive

[ELLIE, spoken]
Mom!

[KATHERINE, spoken]
Fine! I'm going