[Spoken Track: Frank Gioia]

This album is full of 🅱️ops!
Seriously this thing has everything!
You’ve got your pop-punk
You’ve got your emo songs to cry to
Your 🅱️ussy has never been 🅱️opped so hard!
Your 🅱️ussy is being 🅱️ursted into outer space, Where 🅱️ussies don’t even exist!

Now all we need is one big finishing act...
I’m thinking start off with a soft guitar
And let it build until you get to a— uh is that it?
Has it started?

Hell yeah!