[Verse 1]
It was the middle of class and the teacher wasn't lookin'
Kelly had a fat ass and trouble was cookin'
She had a boy wrapped around her finger tight
I fell in love with him, but he wasn't in my life
The teacher gave me notes to go out and give Kelly
She was kissin' Brandon, I got jelly
I wanted to be in her shoes for one day
I just waited 'til recess to make her pay

CRYBABY: Angelita?

ANGELITA: I'm over here. Can you hear me?

CRYBABY: Yea, where are you?

ANGELITA: I'm trying to follow your voice. There you are

CRYBABY: Finally. How do they expect us to sleep in there?

ANGELITA: I don't know. I am kind of sleepy, though

CRYBABY: Well, wake up. I got that thrown at my head

ANGELITA: Who drew this?
CRYBABY: That girl Kelly. I think she's tryin' to like rip my head off or something

ANGELITA: Well, what are you gonna do? You gotta defend yourself

CRYBABY: I can't defend myself. I don't know how to fight, I just, I don't even know how to do that-- -Ow!

ANGELITA: Hold it together, girl. We are capable of doing whatever we want. Remember?

CRYBABY: No. I can't, it's cheating

ANGELITA: Do you really think we'd have these abilities if we weren't supposed to use them?

CRYBABY: I don't know. I just feel like I'd have an unfair advantage

ANGELITA: Well, I don't know. Why don't you call your Mom and ask her what she thinks you should do?

CRYBABY: My Mom?

ANGELITA: Mmhmm

CRYBABY: No, it's okay. She's probably sleeping right now, and honestly, I don't even think she would pick up the ph-- Fine. She's not going to pick up

ANGELITA: We'll see

[Chorus]
Mommy, why do I feel sad?
Should I give him away or feel this bad?
"No, no, no, don't you choke"
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
For the throat, for, for the throat
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
For the throat, for, for the throat
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
KELLY: Did you see what she was wearing? Like it was embarrassing for everyone, and, like, I told her. I was trying to be helpful. I gave her advice
I was like, that's ugly. And she took it like personally. She was getting all mad about it, I was like I'm helping you

LUCY: Hey, Kelly?

KELLY: Stop. Don't interrupt me. Shhh. Still talking

LUCY: Yeah, I-

KELLY: I just don't understand why you wouldn't take my advice. I give really good advice to people, and it's just a, are you even listening to me?

ANGELITA: Watch out!

MS.DAPHNE: What the fuck?

[Verse 2]
Her face was fucked up and my hands were bloody

KELLY: Put me down you freak

[Verse 2]
We were in the playground, things were getting muddy
The teacher broke us up after I broke her
And my one true love called me a monster

[Outro]
Mommy, why do I feel sad?