[Intro]
A wave of panic-buying as coronavirus continues to spread Worldwide, supermarkets have been wiped out of daily necessities
And one particular item flying of the shelves: toilet paper
Toilet paper

[Chorus]
Toilet paper hoarder time to get your shit in order
Your anxiety disorder is making no fucking sense
While i'm fucking with recorders, he moved on to mail order
Bought 'em off the pack and order, how can you be so dense

[Verse 1]
Panic hit and rushing to the stores, what you do
Your action is damaging to those who can't afford it, it's true
You act like Anakin, you're leaning to the dark side, i'm Luke
[?] that you were gonna run out
Won't be able to wipe your poo
If it's gone you ran out today
You can wash your arse
Shut the [?] with the [?]
You can shut the fuck up, said it's enough, okay?
Discovery to reality, yes you people are prepping for doomsday?
But toilet paper doesn't even remove shit, it just moves it

[Chorus]
Toilet paper hoarder time to get your shit in order
Your anxiety disorder is making no fucking sense
While i'm fucking with recorders, he moved on to mail order
Bought 'em off the pack and order, how can you be so dense
[Verse 2]
You treat those toilet roles like they're [?]
Precious like ancestor's souls
Like [?] the holy ghost
Like you're gonna lose them
To be mummified
Left forever glorified
Super-sayan like [?]

[Outro]
Toilet paper hoarder, toilet- toilet paper hoarder
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