[Intro]
You're not-a my usual kid you know
Wanna have a bad time? Let's-a go
Before-a we start I've-a got to let
You in on a little secret
You probably know what's a-coming next
Take-a notes, 'cause this is on the test
Let the jokesters have their fun
I'm-a Luigi, number one!

[Verse 1]
Green thunder rolling in
Even doing nothing, Luigi wins
Imagine how Luigi's power grows
If Luigi's effort actually shows!

Luigi's gonna prove his-a worth
That's how it is on this [coin] of an earth
Player 2's a-comin' after you!
I'm the lean green brother, so whatcha gonna do?

[Verse 2]
I've been in the game since Mario Bros
Keepin' Koopa Troopas on thеir toes
I've-a been in Smash since thе 64
As for Megalovanias?
I've-a got-a more!
Get ready, let's-a go
Player 2 is number one, you know
This bit's never gonna die
Not under-a Luigi's eye!

[Verse 3]
Colors weave into a spire of green
Luigi Mario's going to kick in your spleen
I have got a vacuum I'm not afraid to use
Luigi's not-a gonna lose!

Bear this torch against the cold of the mansion
Luigi captures ghosts, so you better study these lyrics' scansion
Have you ever wondered how I capture ghosts?
That's a question for E. Gadd

[Verse 4]
Luigi Mario
I'm-a Luigi!
Number one!

Yo! Luigi's climbing to the top!
The Year of Luigi never stops!
Now Luigi's here to meme
On Sans Undertale's battle theme!
(If you tell Luigi the joke is dead
Mario is going to jump on your head!)
[nterlude]
Thanks bro!
(Okie-dokie)

Alright-a chorus! Just like we rehearsed!
And-a five, six, seven, eight!

[Bridge]
Luigi
I just want
To touch you
All over your manly chest
Want to bury
My face in your breast
Luigi
You're so freaking sexy
And you've got me
In a trance
So Bowser doesn't stand a chance
Go save the day!

I'm-a Luigi, number one!
I'm-a Luigi, number one!
Attention YouTube, now you face Luigi!

[Outro]
The people asked for me
The green sensation, Luigi!
So don't you cry and whine
It's just a joke, it's fine!
There'd be one thing better though:
If Smash had my brother
Mario!
(Luigi...
I'm already in Smash!)
Oh
(You were in-a Smash when I was in Smash!)
Oh
Sorry bro
(Oh mama mia. I can't-a stay mad at you!
C'mere bro!
Give-a Mario a hug!
Wahoo!)