Shave my legs
Freeze my eggs
Will you want me when I am old
Take my hand
Whilst in demand
And I will do as I am told

[Chorus]
Take me to the ceremony
Make me holy matrimony
Take me to the ceremony
Make me holy matrimony

Bathe my legs
Bake my eggs
Play nice and do as you are told
Shake my hand
On all my demands
And stay with me when I am old

[Chorus]
Take me to the ceremony
Make me holy matrimony
Take me to the ceremony
Make me holy matrimony