[BIRDIE, spoken]
So, you're probably thinking "who is Betsy whatsit-sin?"

[sung]
The Heiress to a Fortune
Bitsy's quite the institution
She's like the Queen of Hearts
In that she loves an execution
The Brandenham Hotel is where
She's perched up on her throne
And she's billin' as our villain
Though that isn't quite yet knooooooooown

Except by you guys, you know now, so shh