Sherclop Pones
[MLP/Homestuck] The Gypsy Bard (Parody)

When your rife with devastation
There's a long ass explanation
Your an alien's creation
Stuck inside a froggy gut
And which every way they play it
Know that we won't be complacent
We'll go through the chat log pages
Till we know just what is up

When I was a little kiddie
A meteor shower overtook my city
I traveled to another plain
A planet filled with wind and shade
So I climbed one thousand tiers
An etch-a-latter connoisseur
Now everyone is toast
And my girlfriend is a ghost
But I still love the movie ConAir

When your irons in a fire
And you're loved ones have retired
Don't abscond just stay and strife
Until the battle is complete
'Cause the condesce hypnotises
And the whole world agonizes
Ectochildren stop your crying
And just sing along with me
When I was a little kiddie
A meteor shower overtook my city
I traveled to another plain
A planet filled with wind and shade
So I climbed one thousand tiers
An Etch-a-Latter Connoisseur
Now everyone is toast
And my girlfriend is a ghost
But I still love the movie ConAir

When your irons in a fire
And your loved ones have retired
Don't abscond just stay and strife
Until the battle is complete
'Cause the condensce hypnotises
And the whole world agonizes
Ectochild stop your crying
And just sing along with me

When your irons in a fire
And your loved ones have retired
Don't abscond just stay and strife
Until the battle is complete
'Cause the condensce hypnotises
And the whole world agonizes
Ectochildren stop your crying
And just sing along with me