[Intro: Apple Bloom]
Uh, Pinkie? If you're gonna start singing, can you put the lyrics at the bottom of the screen?

[Verse]
I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued
They say a kitch-en time saves nine, but I'm just saving two!
I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away!

[Chorus]
Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Eye of a newt and cinnamon
Watch as the matter turns to batter
Open the portal, jump in!