It's the holy trinity, mom and dad and little me
It's the holy trinity, mom and dad, mom and dad, mommy
What you are is what you see
What you are is just a little funny
You're somebody's fantasy, like mom and mad, mom and mad

There's no sex, only fucking
There's no sex, only fucking

Janie's growing little breasts, Jimmy's learning to repress
All his female tendencies
Like you and me, you and me, baby
There's no out there is no escape, if you want to copulate
You must learn the master plan
It's be like I am, be like I am

There's no sex, only fucking
There's no sex, only fucking

I am man, you said I am
And she's a girl, her hair is curled
We're not the same, it's very strange
We walk in line, we dance in time
No one wants to break the rule cause if you do
The rules will break you
If you use the verb 'be', you refer to how you pee
And if you choose to sit not stand, then Janie you are not a man
There's a door you can get through, the other is not meant for you
Little Dickie, use your eyes, it means no penis need apply

There's no sex, only fucking
There's no sex, only fucking

Everyone's got a hole
And everyone's got stiff little fingers
You don't have to know
You don't have to be so particular