[Intro]
I love you
Excuse me, say what?
We'll be right back after this commercial break

[Skit]
Are you fucking kidding me?
I know this episode not 'bout to end like that
He not gon' say it back
He not, like he didn't, like
She looked him dead in his face and he didn't say nothin' back
She shouldn't have said that shit, bro
She had to, like, look at everything he was saying to her, like (I'm guaranteein', the next episode, he ain't gon' say nothin' 'bout nothin')
And then she opened her heart and shit, like
All n***as are the same, bruh
Like, they don't care about that love shit, bruh
They want, they see a girl, they wanna fu—
I-Initial reaction is "She fine, I wanna fuck," and—
I mean, girls have that same reaction too but at the same time
You can't be tellin' me all this shit like, "Oh, we're so compatible"
And, "Oh," you know, "My spirit brought us together, la-la-la"
This, that, and the third, and then when I say, "I love you,"
Now you confused and you don't know where it's comin' from
But he tryn', he was doin' that just to, just to hit
That's so fucked up
He not really tryna love, like, he doin' it for the pussy
That's a part of it, but like
It's the whole concept of it
So you only stickin' 'round for the pussy? Yes
Oh my God, like, get out, like, man, look, man (What?)
Ayy, hol' on, hol' on, it's comin' back on, I think it's the next one, oh, yeah, it's the next one, come on
Fuck this show, man, I'm tryna fuck on some', for sure, I'm tryna, you know what I'm sayin'?
Shh, it's comin' back on, okay, chill
Ayy, shawty, you talkin' way too much, this shit 'bout to come back on, just, uh-uh-uh, chill, chill
I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin'
Get off your phone real quick, it comin' back on
You wathin' your phone, come get off the 'Gram