[Verse 1]
There's an automatic teller machine in the emergency room
There's a meter maid she arrives by broom
There's a bear in the air with a lullaby
And a big brown coat to keep you warm at night

There's a money tree
And the ladder leans up against the trunk
But the steps are greased

[Chorus]
Hey L.A
Where you from
Where have you gone now
Well it looks like someone's spaceship crashed
In Babylon

[Verse 2]
There's a plastic man with a plastic knife
In a rubber hand at a drastic price
Don't miss this show you will be amazed
You're a shining star, a needle in the haze
There's a man upstairs
With the fire below
There's the elevator
And away you go
[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
There's a smooth operator
There's a famous Governator
Everybody walks in L.A
On a backward escalator

It's a soul terminator
It's a sea of alligators
On each and every corner
There's a broken hearted waiter

[Chorus]