[Verse 1]
It's five minutes from the show
So where the heck did Micah go?
I don't know, he's not around
I didn't hear him make a sound
His whereabouts we could not find
I think we left him behind
Have you seen him?

[Chorus]
Micah, where did Micah go?
Micah, should be at our show
Micah, guess that we should find him
Micah, 'cause we kind of like him here

[Verse 2]
Poor John Walsh his heart is bleeding
"Have you seen me?
Milk jugs reading:
Does this face ring a bell
Is he lost inside some well?
I think we left him at the show
I think we left him in Toledo
Have you seen him?

[Chorus]
Micah, where did Micah go?
Micah, should be at our show
Micah, guess that we should find him
Micah, 'cause we kind of like him
[Bridge]
We've got a roll of duct-tape for
The next time he tries to run away
Come on Micah, it's time for your feeding
Do you want another senseless beating?

[Chorus]
Micah, where did Micah go?
Micah, should be at our show
Micah, guess that we should find him
Micah, 'cause we kind of like him here