[Verse 1]
Two in the morning, there's a drink in my hands
(Dirt dirt, dirty martini)
Nothing moving in this place but sweat
I heard a rumour 'bout a Cajun band
(Dirt dirt, dirty martini)
The bartender says it's early yet
Wait, the bartender says it's early yet

[Chorus]
Too many olives in too much gin
Steppin' out in the city of sin
Too much dirty rice and too many beans
Gettin' down and dirty down in New Orleans
Gettin' down and dirty down in New Orleans (Oh)

[Verse 2]
Have another, I believe I will
(Dirt dirt, dirty martini)
And you can stir it with a dirty spoon
There's a prescription that I've got to fill
(Dirt dirt, dirty martini)
And the doctor's gonna be here soon
Jimmy says the doctor's gonna be here soon

[Chorus]
Too many olives in too much gin
Steppin' out in the city of sin
Too much dirty rice and too many beans
Gettin' down and dirty down in New Orleans
Gettin' down and dirty down in New Orleans
[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Too many olives in too much gin
Steppin' out in the city of sin
Too much dirty rice and too many beans
Gettin' down and dirty down in New Orleans
Gettin' down and dirty down in New Orleans

[Outro]
Hey, hey (Dirt dirt, dirty martini)
(Dirt dirt, dirty martini)
Stir it with a dirty spoon
(Dirt dirt, dirty martini)
Ah, ooh, ah (Dirt dirt, dirty martini)
(Dirt dirt, dirty martini)