[Chorus]
Monday
Laundromat Monday
Monday
Laundromat Monday

[Verse 1]
I want my mother
Someone to cook for me
Each day another
Take out no MSG
I'm gonna change the world
But not today
Think I'll just go get drunk
Down on Avenue A

[Chorus]
Monday
Laundromat Monday
Monday
Laundromat Monday

[Verse 2]
I want a French maid
Someone to wash my jeans
Each quarter I've made
Is lost in washing machines
I'm gonna change the world
I could be President
If I could just work out
Where all my Mondays went
[Chorus]
Monday
Laundromat Monday
Monday
Laundromat Monday

[Outro]
Monday
Laundromat Monday