The Lawrence Arms
On with the Show
[Chorus]
Telephone, telephone
What did you scream into your telephone, telephone?
What did you scream into your telephone, telephone?

[Verse 1]
I'm a shit stained slave with a grind of my own
Work day and night, less respect than a juggalo
I'm frying on the outside, I'm frozen in the center
Telling you, I'm telling you to watch out for my temper

[Pre-Chorus]
You won't like me when I'm angry
You'll see banners everywhere
The street where I'm from in the town where I live is now barely even there

[Chorus]
Telephone, telephone
What did you scream into your telephone, telephone?
What did you scream into your telephone, telephone?

[Verse 2]
I haven't had fun in what seems like years
I had a thumbs up for you, but it was caught in the gears
These tears are just onion eyes, this heart is just broken
This body is a break room where burnouts are smoking
[Pre-Chorus]
This body is a break room
Where the burnouts are smoking

[Chorus]
Telephone
What did you scream into your telephone, telephone?
What did you scream into your telephone, telephone?
Telephone

[Outro]
I'm a clown, I'm just here to entertain
Just tear me up and stuff me down the drain
I'm a clown, I'm just here to entertain (Telephone, telephone)
Just tear me up and stuff me down the drain