Hot Action Cop
Show Her
She got me cursed like the Kennedies
I'm trippin' like a freak
Strokin' on her solar plexus
Tickle behind the knee
Giggle cause the vibrator
It make her wanna pee
Chickie chickie perculator
I slip into my sheet
This girl come
That girl go
This one girl she don't really know
This girl stay
That girl pretty
But there's one chick
Woah yeah yo yeah yeah!
Show her ah
Show her ah
Show her ah
Show what you got hotshot that the rest not got here?
Do it dude yeah!

Show her ah
Show her ah
Show her ah
Show what you got hotshot that the rest not got here?
Do it dude yeah!
Wantah!
She got me kookie like the Brady Bunch on LSD
Bobby Peter Greg and Cindy
They smokin' weed
They smokin'
They trippin'
They smokin'
They trippin'
Their sci-fi porno kung-fu grip is slip slip slip slip slip slip
Yo these roundhouse kicks are landin' like blowjobs on big knobs
Fast sluts gnawing on 'em like corn on the cob
Slap that weasel like he was hired to do it
Rub that lamp till the big titty genie pop out and spewin'
C'mon boy do it!
I saw this Japanese stripper chick with lava lamp eyes
Get back to the subject of the song
Oh hi okay!
Remember I'm tryin' to tell you I'm in love with this girl
The greatest mostest beautifullest piece of ass in the world
Woah!
This girl come
That girl go
This one girl she don't really know
This girl stay
That girl pretty
But there's one chick
Woah yeah yo yeah yeah!
Show her ah
Show her ah
Show her ah
Show what you got hotshot that the rest not got here?
Do it dude yeah
Show her ah
Show her ah
Show her ah
Show what you got hotshot that the rest not got here?
Do it dude yeah!
Swantah!

She got me cursed like the Kennedies
I'm trippin' like a freak
Strokin' on her solar plexus
Tickle behind the knee
Giggle cause the vibrator
It make her wanna pee
Chickie chickie perculator
I slip into my sheet!

This girl come
That girl go
This one girl she don't really know
This girl stay
That girl pretty
But there's one chick
Woah yeah yo yeah yeah!
Show her ah
Show her ah
Show her ah
Show what you got hotshot that the rest not got here?
Do it dude yeah
Show her ah
Show her ah
Show her ah
Show what you got hotshot that the rest not got here?
Do it dude yeah
Show her ah
Show her ah
Show her ah
Show what you got hotshot that the rest not got here?
Do it dude yeah!