[Verse 1]
Regular exposure to insecticide
Has caused me to break out in hives
I'm losing weight, I cannot wait till Saturday
'Cause Saturday, my tax deductions make me function like
A blue collar, white collar
I don't know, so I gotta holler

Oh, oh goddamnit
I think I've lost it
Oh god, goddamnit
I think I've lost you

[Verse 2]
Antioxidants have got me causing accidents
Because my wine is spiked with pomegranate
If you've got just one, then slam it

Oh, oh goddamnit
I think I've lost it
Oh god, goddamnit
I think I've lost you

[Chorus]
Shot down, it's just such a shame
I bet you feel no pain
Mercy, expect a rivalry
Shot down, it's just such a shame
I'm losing at this game
No fair
Why don't you seem to care?
[Verse 3]
Lack of consequence has got me making decisions
Based upon truth or dare decision making
No flaking
I end up taking karate
She's naughty, I call shotty
My body will never live up to these expectations
I still make invitations

Oh, oh, goddamnit
I think I've lost it
Oh god, goddamnit
I think I've lost it
Oh god, goddamnit

[Chorus]
Shot down, it's just such a shame
I bet you feel no pain
Mercy, expect a rivalry
Shot down, it's just such a shame
I'm losing at this game
No fair
Why don't you seem to care?

Oh, oh goddamnit
I think I've lost it
And I think that I've lost you
Shot down, shot down, it's just such a shame
I'd rather you feel no more pain
Shot down, shot down, it's just such a shame
I think that I'm losing this game
Shot down, shot down, it's just such a shame
I'd rather you feel no more pain
Shot down, shot down, it's just such a shame
I think that I'm losing this game