[Verse 1 - Tawni, Sonny, Grady, Nico:]
One day we will walk hand in hand
Every boy and girl from every land
From the mountains
To the beach

[Pre-Chorus - Tawni, all:]
And that day, that day
Is almost in our reach

[Chorus - All, Sonny, Chad:]
Don't wear the pants if they are skinny
Stop SPS, change the way you dress
Tight is no longer in-y
When you hear fashion calling
Think of those of us who's fallen
And join our big pants family

[Verse 2 - Tawni (Spoken):]
SPS, "Skinny Pants Syndrome," has given me a chance to make a difference in this world. Join our fight, and together, we can conquer "Skinny Pants Syndrome."

[Pre-Chorus - Tawni, all:]
And that day, that day
Is almost in our reach

[Chorus - All, Tawni, Chad:]
Don't wear the pants (Don't wear those pants)
If they are skinny (Oh, they're so skinny!)
Stop SPS, change the way you dress (Owww!)
Tight is no longer in-y (You know they not in-y!)
It's time to stop the hate, let your blood circulate (Ooooh)
Big pants slide on so easily (Slide on so easily)
[Chorus - All, Tawni:]
Don't wear the pants if they are skinny (Don't wear the pants if they are skinny)
Stop SPS, change the way you dress
Tight is no longer in-y (No longer in-y)
It's time to stop the hate, let your blood circulate (Let your blood circulate!)
Big pants slide on so easily