Lin-Manuel Miranda
Cabinet battle, but Hamilton goes too far
[Washington]
Ladies, and ladies, and-

[Hamilton/Burr/Laurens]
LADIES!

[Washington]
You could have been anywhere in the world tonight, but you're here with us in New York City. Are you ready for a cabinet meeting, huh?

[Random Sound Effect]
Boo!

[Washington]
The issue on the table, Secretary Hamilton's plan to assume state debt and establish a national plan to assume state debt. Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir

[Music keeps restarting for 4 seconds]

[Jefferson]
'Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Liberty. We fought for these ideals, we shouldn't settlе for liberties. Thesе are wise words enterprising, man wrote 'em, don't act surprised you guys, cause I quote 'em!

[Jefferson/Madison]
OOOOOOOOOOOOw

[Jefferson]
But Hamilton forgets, his plan would have the government assume states debts. Now, place your debts as to who that benefits, the very seat in government where Hamilton sits
[Hamilton]
True!

[Jefferson/Madison]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoow

[Jefferson]
If the shoe fits, wear it. If New York is in shoe, why should Virginia wear it?

[Jefferson/Madison]
OOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooow

[Jefferson]
Uh, uh, uh, our debts are paid I'm afraid, don't tax the South cause we got it made in the shade

[Bass boosted incoherent word]

[Jefferson]
In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground, we create, you just wanna plant seeds in the ground. This financial plan is an outrageous demand, and it's too many damn seeds for any man to plant. Uh, uh, uh, stand with me, in the land of the free, and pray to God we never see Hamilton's-

[Hamilton]
Son..

[Jefferson]
When Britan taxed out tea, we got frisky
[Music restarts for another couple seconds]

[Jefferson]
Imagine what gon' happen when you try to tax our seeds

[Washington]
Thank you Secretary Jefferson. Secretary Hamilton...Hamilton...HAMILTON, your Hamilton

[Hamilton]
Thomas, that was real nice

[Bass boosted crowd and Washington goes wild]
EXCUSE ME?

[Washington]
Madison, Jefferson take a walk, Hamilton take a walk! Jefferson take a walk, Madison, Hamilton, Jefferson, TAKE A WALK! We're gonna reconvene after a breif recess. Hamilton

[Hamilton]
Sir?

[Washington]
Take a walk!
You wanna pull yourself together?

[Hamilton]
I'm sorry, these Virginian's are real nice
[Washington]
Young man, I'm from Virginia, so watch your mouth!

[Hamilton]
So we let Congress get held hostage by the Congress?

[Washington]
You need the votes..

[Hamilton]
No! We need bold strokes, we need this plan

[Washington]
No, you need the votes!

[Hamilton]
No. James Madison won't talk to me, that's a non-starter

[Washington]
Ah, winning was easy young man, you need the votes

[Hamilton]
They're being intransigent!

[Washington]
You need to find the votes!

[Hamilton]
But they don't have a plan, they just hate mine

[Washington]
Convince them you need the votes!

[Hamilton]
What happens if I don't get congressional approval?

[Washington]
I will imagine they'll take a walk

[Hamilton]
Sir..

[Washington]
Figure it out
THAT'S AN ORDER!