[Verse 1 - Tom DeLonge, Mark Hoppus]
My mom, she's not a woman anymore
She dresses like, dresses like, dresses like a man
(Dresses like a man)
Oh, how she's not as feminine as she used to be before
Oh, how she's so damn masculine

[Chorus - Tom DeLonge, Mark Hoppus, both]
I close my eyes (I close my eyes)
My mom's not a woman anymore, she's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door

[Verse 2 - Mark Hoppus]
My mom's not the same as she was in the past, If I misbehave she kicks my ass
My mom's not quite the woman that she was before
When my friends come over, she likes to wrestle them down to the floor

[Chorus - Mark Hoppus, Tom DeLonge, both]
I close my eyes, my mom's not a woman anymore, she's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door
Mama

[Outro - Tom DeLonge, Mark Hoppus, both]
My mom's a, my mom's a, my mom's a transvestite
My mom's a, my mom's a transvestite
Oh, mom; what you have doing in those guy's clothes?