[Verse: Mark Hoppus with Tom Delonge]
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat
I fucked your mom

[Outro: Mark Hoppus & Tom Delonge]
Thank you, thank you so very very much
Hey, this next song is about falling in love
What's it about?
I don't know
This song is about love, let's give it up for love
I'll tell you what I love
You know what the best part of falling in love is?
Sex?
It's the oral sex, that's right
The pleasure