[Verse 1]
You could say everything's no good
'Cause you'll just say what everyone else would
You could say that the sky is blue
'Cause I wonder who would ever not believe you
I should've said this for so long, so, so long

[Chorus]
Shapeshifter, guest lister
Big faker, she'll turn around, you'll diss her
Gatecrasher, rehasher
If you think that's cool, whatever, dude
Whatever, dude

[Verse 2]
You could say what she wants to hear
'Cause it's her car, but she lets the bumps steer
You could say that the fix is in
But I don't believe it, not for a minute
'Cause you like all the same songs
But you're all wrong, you're just all wrong

[Chorus]
Shapeshifter, guest lister
Big faker, she'll turn around, you'll diss her
Gatecrasher, rehasher
If you think that's cool, whatever, dude
Whatever, dude
[Bridge]
Boys like you don't cost a dime
And you could say that's fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
But you know just as well as I
That's a lie, lie, lie, lie

[Chorus]
Gatecrasher, rehasher
Big faker, she'll turn around, you'll trash her
Shapeshifter, guest lister
If you think that's cool
Shapeshifter, guest lister
Big faker, she'll turn around, you'll dis her
Gatecrasher, rehasher
If you think that's cool, whatever, dude
Whatever, dude

[Outro]
Whatever, dude
Whatever, dude
Whatever!