[Chorus]
Let's pretend we're not married tonight
Let's go out and let's don't even fight
Wear our left-handed rings on the right
We'll pretend we're not married tonight

[Verse 1: Leona Williams]
I'll pretend that your old jokes are new
We'll act crazy like we used to do
We'll stay out 'til the bright morning light
Let's pretend we're not married tonight

[Verse 2: Merle Haggard]
Let's leave all of our troubles behind
And lеt's toast to yesterday's wine
Lеt's stay out 'til it's coming daylight
Let's pretend we're not married tonight

[Chorus]
Let's pretend we're not married tonight
Let's go out and let's don't even fight
Wear our left-handed rings on the right
We'll pretend we're not married tonight

[Chorus]
Let's pretend we're not married tonight
Let's go out and let's don't even fight
Wear our left-handed rings on the right
We'll pretend we're not married tonight