[hook]
Smokin' Ninja Turtle, fresh out the sewer
Kush got me looking like French Stewart
Shawty real bad like a brain tumor
I never OD’d man that's just a rumor

[verse 1]
My weed smellin' like a Ninja Turtle sewer
Shawty shag my balls like Milwaukee Brewers
I’m so rich, man, i've got like 50 credit cards
I keep a Grinch in a cage made with gold bars
I was born to be a legend
In the sixties woulda jerked it with John Lennon
I told Theranos to make me an Aeris clone
Now the Aeris clone blowing up my flip phone
The song of the summer is too hot
So I dropped it in the fall to cool it off
I sold my 3rd Rock then i bought a chain
Call up French Stewart just to ask about his day
When I'm in the club I hit the Squall pose
Kingdom Hearts theme is my ringtone
Know I'm never going home alone
Cause I keep a paramedic in my limo

[hook]