Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone so leave a message at the tone
Because today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare t the fan
Turn on the TV and throw my hand in pants
And nobody's gonna tell me I can't
I'll be lying on the couch just chilling in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
Because in my castle, I'm the freaking man
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone so leave a message at the tone
Because today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Tomorrow I'll wake up and do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she's gonna screm out this is great. (Oh my god, this is great!) Yeah, I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man would be so proud of, but sorry Pops you'll just have to wait
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone so leave a message at the tone
Because today I swear I'm not doing anything
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair, 'cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no
I'll just strut in my birthday suit, and let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone so leave a message at the tone
Because today I swear I'm not doing anything
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone so leave a message at the tone
Because today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all