MORTAL KOMBAT: EPIC RAP BATTLE 3

[Raiden](Dashiexp)
Yeah Yeah Yeah!
Whatever Whatever!
Calm ya'll ass down!
Welcome to Mortal Kombat Rap battle 3
I should've won the other two, but that's besides the point
Let's get started Yo!
Round one is me vs this Motherfucker right here!
And I GO FIRST!

Yo let's do this shit!
Yo I feel like I should've won the first joint
And the second joint, but that's besides the point!
See I'm already rhyming and I didn't mean to
Yo get ready son! Look!
Hey Baraka, Oh I see that you still ugly
And them lyrics that you spittin
Really ain't do nothing for me
Anyway
About these rumors you keep spreadin that I'm gay
What about the other day
When you stared at my Penaus(Pee, Naise)
Oh Yes
I guess
You almost forgot to mention
When you told me channing tatum
Gets your soldier at attention
Hmmmm
Yo!
What the fuck is up with that bruh!?
Not even your own parents show yo ugly ass love!


[Random voice in the back]
HIS MOMMY AND DADDY UGLY AS SHIT!

[Baraka]Dashiexp
Uhm, Raiden If that's the best you've got, then you might as well just leave right now
Okay, because that shit was whack! And I need to get you a new Karate Gi for christmas
Cause that shit is old as FUCK!
Uhm..
Ok Raiden...
Here we go again!
Man I beat you two times
When the fuck you gon' learn
Talkin bout the god of thunder..
You can't make it rain!
Always asking me how big I am
That's none of your concern!
I might be ugly
But look, your breath hot!
And I rather get shot!
Then talk to you a lot!
And..
Don't worry cause I still get hoes!
Cause my joint real big!
And yours fits in cheerioh!

[Random voice in the back]
This a raggedy ass apartment!

[Raiden]Dashiexp
Hold up What!?
Look, According to the judges, Baraka won that round!
That's that bullshit right there
I think he payin them off or something
Look, let's just keep this shit moving Alright?
Bring out the Homie kabal, versus this ugly ass motherfucker, man let's go!

[Kabal]Dashiexp
Guysh! Guysh! O to the M to the G, G, G
We got beatssshq!Headphonesshq!Rap battlessshq!
Guyshhh
Guyshhh
Guyshhh
Guyshhh
Guyshhh
Guyshhhssssshhhhyyyyuuuwwwwhhhsshhh!

[Raiden]Dashiexp
Yo fuck all that noise right there!
That mother fucker is disqualified!
Yo Yo, let's bring in the next person!
For the first time ever!
We bringing in the first female MC!
Sindel!
Yo Sindel! Woop this mother fucker[?] ass, please!

[Baraka]Dashiexp
Oh Shit it's Me vs Sindel!
Yo Sindel listen you're so thick!
You got so much cake Sindel!
And it ain't even my birthday!
I was just wondering if me and you can go catch a movie?!
Please think about it!

[Sindel]Dashiexp
Got Damn ya'll some ugly ass dudes!
Even if I win this..
I'ma feel like I lose!
I meant to say lost!
It don't even matter
Cause this bitch right here
Sindel is so boss!
Boss ass bitch!
Bitch!
Bitch!
They need to throw your ugly ass (OH SHIT!)
In a fuckin pit
Uh
With spikes on it
If you know what I mean!
Ain't no other Bitch here
That could handle my scream!
(She screams)

[Baraka]Dashiexp
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god Raiden!

[Smoke]Dashiexp
Laquisha?!