[Chorus: Pete & Bas]
Lovely, jubbly
Glass of the bubbly
And I got tools and they go, BANG!
Step too close and it's ugly
Lovely, jubbly
Glass of the bubbly
And I got tools and they go, BANG!
Step too close and it's ugly

[Verse 1: Bas]
0-1, 2-1
Do one, son I mean that
Run a man down DigDat
Break both legs on a man KitKat
Kick back, cracked egg in a pint sip that
Big Bas, boot to the face and his head goes splat

[Verse 2: Pete]
Shut your mouth
Wanna throw stones come down south
London town
Smash pints till the sun goes down
You don’t wanna come round here
Get smashed in the face with a sovereign
Fried slice on a plate with the beans, and a sausage and the egg no nonsense
[Chorus: Pete & Bas]
Lovely, jubbly
Glass of the bubbly
And I got tools and they go, BANG!
Step too close and it's ugly
Lovely, jubbly
Glass of the bubbly
And I got tools and they go, BANG!
Step too close and it's ugly

[Verse 3: Bas]
What’s that, missed calls and the texts on the Whatsapp
Send me the location
And I drop that
Ring off the burner, drop cash to the Santander
Nice little earner, two shakes of a lamb’s tail I’m there

[Verse 4: Pete]
Hank Marvin
Take chunks off a man – wood carving
Listen darling, I go fast in my Aston Martin
I’m a nut job, pint cans in my grandson’s lunchbox
And I got more in the glovebox
Had a big fat crash at the bus stop

[Chorus: Pete & Bas]
Lovely, jubbly
Glass of the bubbly
And I got tools and they go, BANG!
Step too close and it's ugly
Lovely, jubbly
Glass of the bubbly
And I got tools and they go, BANG!
Step too close and it's ugly
Lovely, jubbly
Glass of the bubbly
And I got tools and they go, BANG!
Step too close and it's ugly
Lovely, jubbly
Glass of the bubbly
And I got tools and they go, BANG!
Step too close and it's ugly