[Intro]
Woo

[Verse 1]
Let's smash to a podcast
Tomorrow mornin', we're cryin' into a Denny's Grand Slam
Of a kickback
While you were pointing at me, saying that I was the bad man
I was so bad
But I couldn't grasp, you were takin' your time
Lightin' the gas lamp with a loose match
A real inventive iconoclast

[Chorus]
If you were a man, you'd be so

[Verse 2]
Big hops with my 'Boks on
Can't even believe that I made it from kickin' my front lawn
To a new jawn
If only I was as good as everyone stayin' so calm
You was so calm
I can't remember the last three months
Guess I am a profit prawn on a freckled palm
But I'll be keepin' that one song
[Chorus]
If you were a man, you'd be so
If I was a man, I'd be so
If you were a man, you'd be so
If I was a