[Verse 1]
Hey friend
What are you doing today?
"I've had a busy busy week
I live a busy busy life."
Hey friend
Lack of money got you down?
Well, here's an extra little fee
For insufficient funds this week

[Chorus]
Whenever I do nothing
I like to spread the nothing around
When everybody has some
We'll take a trip to Nothingtown
Whenever I have nothing
I like to keep the nothing around
When everybody has some
Nothingtown is where I will be found

[Verse 2]
Hey friend
I've got a lot of things to say
But today we're not gonna say any of them
No, today we're not gonna say any of them
Hey friend
I think our thoughts are in decay
But today we're not gonna pay them any mind
No, today we're just focused on wasting our time
[Chorus]
Whenever I do nothing
I like to spread the nothing around
When everybody has some
We'll take a trip to Nothingtown
Whenever I have nothing
I like to keep the nothing around
When everybody has some
Nothingtown's where I'll be found
Hey!