Kelly Rowland
Teacher Fried My Brain
[Verse 1]
Teacher, teacher so glad to meet ya
Hurry to the back, before she tries to set ya
Its the first day back in class
So i sat with the girl and the guys
Talked bout the things they thought that mattered
But teacher said hush, enough chit chatter
There was a whole lotta noise from the girls and the boys
Till the teacher hit the desk with the bat, kill the noise
Tell the other group, we always do, they do to
Sitting cross the room with their clothes all new
We never wore our news clothes first week of school
So i peeped the teacher, she was getting upset
You wanna make a bet, she's bout to break a sweat
With nails like swords, she swerved across the board and wrote
Ill fry your brain

[Chorus]
Teacher fried my brain (fried my brain)
Fried my brain (fried my brain)
Fried my brain (fried my brain)
Teacher, teacher so glad to meet ya
Teacher fried my brain (fried my brain)
Fried my brain (fried my brain)
Fried my brain (fried my brain)
Teacher, teacher so glad to meet ya
[Verse 2]
The class made fun of it, even made a hum of it
(Fired my brain) Everybody singing
Except Bo, in the front row, from a year ago
He said will i know, but he didn't flow
He talks real slow, Like in class this morning singing
(Like baby yo) Yo, can you help me find 200
Sure, thats where im bout to go
But its 200D, if she gives you an F ill change it to a B
For a small fee, bring all your food to me
(What a creep) First i was delirious
Cause he was serious, i was kinda curious
He said he been retained, Teacher confirmed
Said it was his third turn (Teacher fired his brains)

[Chorus]
Teacher fried my brain (fried my brain)
Fried my brain (fried my brain)
Fried my brain (fried my brain)
Teacher, teacher so glad to meet ya
Teacher fried my brain (fried my brain)
Fried my brain (fried my brain)
Fried my brain (fried my brain)
Teacher, teacher so glad to meet ya

[Verse 3]
Here we go, come on
Here comes Beyoncé, walking in late
And i can't wait to see the look upon her face
When she finds out the teacher and creature
And fry your brains and eat ya
She won't let you sleep, ahh
After school shell try to keep ya
One day i called that girl a sheffa
She swore it was a fleepa
That was the day i saw [?]
The 1979's hight dye shirt
She put on her apron and said its tie to go to work
The whole thought made my brain hurt
Yes thats correct the whole subject
You know what happened next, time for the test
Yes i passed the test with flying colours
As you might of gussed, so did the others
I was really proud, so was my mothers
Oh by the way mother, I love ya
Back to the lesson at hand, now i understand
Why the little [?] said i can, i can , i can
So what if they say i eat fried brain
Knowledge to succeed
Nothing can empead, no ended
These are some words from my memories
I got fried brains
[Chorus]
Teacher fried my brain (fried my brain)
Fried my brain (fried my brain)
Fried my brain (fried my brain)
Teacher, teacher so glad to meet ya
Teacher fried my brain (fried my brain)
Fried my brain (fried my brain)
Fried my brain (fried my brain)
Teacher, teacher so glad to meet ya