Freshy Kanal
King K Rool vs. Ridley
[Intro]
BONUS BATTLE!
KING K ROOL
VS
RIDLEY
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Ridley]
When it comes to cold-blooded, there's room for just one reptile
So a dreaded space dragon or a seasick crocodile?
You stopped kidnapping the Kongs for spin-offs to play sports
When Nintendo sank your ship to rehash Ice Age 4

[Verse 2: King K. Rool]
That's enough from Puff the Dragon, let me counter from the undergut
I'll riddle Ridley till he's riddanced from my blunderbuss
Let's see your misfits, krush the kruel kids klub
Cause K. Rool is gonna play you, guess you weren't big enough

[Verse 3: Ridley]
Your plans have been stopping in the 90's, still afraid of innocеnce
Now they're making you rеmain muted, replaced by instruments
You rely on goons and gadgets, but they think you're great, K?
I don't need a giant cannon just to bring the same flame

[Verse 4: King K. Rool]
You're one to talk about what's greater; it's been years since your Prime
Another L with Other M; no, it wasn't just your clones that died!
[Verse 5: Ridley]
You take up so many personas cause just yourself is too boring
While you're making off with fruits, I'll be making children orphans

[Verse 6: King K. Rool]
Check my resume, I'm more than a despicable despot
A pirate, doctor, boxer; your costume: robots and... more robots
I demand a feast after I'm through this baby furby
I'm wallowing in boredom, someone else more worthy?

[Verse 6.5: Waluigi]
Waaaaaa, did someone say "Waluigi"?

[Verse 7: Piranha Plant]
[eats Waluigi]
Everyone better pipe down cause soon you'll find that
When I flow-tosynthesize, it's time the venus fly raps! (Woo!)
Bring me the beat and I'll eat it and chomp it, I bring out Petey to cage it and lock it
I spit it toxic; K's boat, I rock it, blow on my spike ball, you best know I'll drop it
Ridley is sickly and K lost to Tikis, the truth is your fans are much worse (Worse!)
You're an edgy placeholder who's bringing the hurt, but I still had stopped Mario first (First!)
K. Rool, you'd only step up if you're made into Crocs
I'm the only mean green mother, but this ain't Little Shop
So what's a king to a pot? You could never stop me
Against these dead video games, call it Plant vs Zombies