[Chorus]
It takes practice, I'm sure you'll understand
It takes practice, like any other plan
It takes practice, yeah, to be this bad a man
It takes practice

[Verse 1]
Start with half an hour a day with discipline and care
Step by step and steady is the way
Don't be overwhelmed by all there is for you to learn
Just look for small improvements day by day
Eventually with patience, all the calloused-ness will come
You'll hurt at first, but then it goes away

[Chorus]
It takes practice, well, I'm sure you'll understand
It takes practice, like any other plan
It takes practice, yeah, to be this bad a man
It takes practice

[Verse 2]
It's truly just a skill that nearly anyone can learn
All it takes is slow and focused work
I'm a prime example of just putting in the hours
I wasn’t always near this big a jerk
Soon the ghastly things that you have done will not surprise you
Nor will it when you get your just desert
[Pre-Chorus]
It takes practice
It takes practice
It takes practice
It takes practice

[Chorus]
It takes practice, I'm sure you'll understand
It takes practice, like any other plan
It takes practice, yeah, to be this bad a man