[Verse 1]
This is my second shot
The last one I got
My whole future's in his fingertips
Will I be a superstar
Or will I remain a four-and-a-half star
A/V installation guy on Angie's List?
Am I destined for glory or not?
I can't stand this purgatory of the dot, dot, dot

[Chorus]
I'm three dots from stardom
All of my dreams may come true
When his text finally comes through
Three dots from stardom
Is this a new beginning for me or the end?
Come on, bro, just fucking press "send"

[Verse 2]
Who knows, tomorrow
I could be partyin' with supermodels
Drinkin' champagne by the bottle
Is this guy writing me a novel?
"I'm here, R U DTB?"
Doesn't merit a very lengthy responsе
You can make it brief
A simple "Y" mеaning "yes" is all I need
Who the hell types for this long?
The entire duration of a song
[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
I'm three dots from stardom
To deny the world of this voice would be a shame
I'm so talented, check out my vocal range
Three dots (Three dots) from stardom (Stardom)
I could have a song at the top of the charts
If Xavier would just sing an itty-bitty part
Will I be famous? Will I be rich?
The only thing standing in my way is this (Dot, dot, dot)
Ellipsis