Mr Traumatik
Three Legged Prostitute
[Intro]
Multidimensional
I be smiling when I’m crying ‘cause I’m sad and happy
I took some acid trips and ended up in Abu Dhabi
I smoked a half a Q of Zkittlez and a gram of Aki
And now I’m being followed by the Anunnaki
These are disembodied entities from hell below
They stink of death, I can smell their bones
They’re tormenting me, they're tryna make me sell my soul
So I just look them in the eyes, I tell them "no"

[Verse]
If you’re feeling depressed, you need some deep rest (Trust me)
Just go to nature so your body clock can reset (Reset)
Find a waterfall (Do it), get your feet wet (Yeah)
Or maybe you just need some sweaty tantric freak sex (Ha!)
With a midget and a prostitute with three legs (Urgh)
But don’t be mad at me, don’t come at me with those cheap threats (Don’t)
You’re the prey, I’m the predator like T-Rex (Aargh!)
So shut up, Let me talk and you can speak next (Real!)
If you’re feeling down, don’t even frown (Don’t!)
Don’t be showing no weakness (Aargh!)
When there’s demons 'round (Demons)
They feed on negativity (They do), don't be screaming loud
This ain’t a place of worship (Nah), these are evil grounds (Evil)
Don’t be negative
We don’t need no sedatives (Nah)
Just talk to people 'round you, go be with your relatives (Yes)
If you ain’t got no family though, don’t worry, don’t be angry bro, There’s no such thing as loneliness cause everyone’s one (One)
If you're feeling sad and lonely (lonely)
Don’t smoke a fag or rollie (Nah)
Phone me and grab an Oz, smoke it all and then shag an oldie (dirty)
Your nan is nosey, so is Susanne and Rosy (Ha!)
I love my Drum and Bass, I don’t love ravioli (Get me?)
I love women, but I don’t do no matrimonies (I don’t)
I don’t do marriage, I ain’t paying no alimonies (Fuck off!)
Just suck my dick then bow down and then stand below me (Stand below me)
Then cook for me and feed me vegan cannelloni (Ha Ha)
Don’t be so sad
Jump up, Jump around and go mad (Go mad, go mad)
I wanna be a nomad
I wanna be, I wanna be it so bad (So bad, so bad)
Please don’t piss me off you cunt, I kick you in the gonads (Blow)
Then Kung Fu kick you in the face and punch you up with slow jabs
I write lyrics inside my brain, I don’t need a notepad (I don’t)
People say this man's insane, I got the deepest vocab' (Deepest)
I don’t rely on weed to help me, I don’t need to smoke packs
I got substance in abundance, you need to know that
I am a DnB MC but it’s complex, I’m not like the rest of them (No!)
I’ve made albums upon albums and no-one's testing 'em (Fuck off)
They’ve made me very wealthy, that’s the reason I invest in them (Cha ching)
I found my way and now I’m proud to say my life is excellent (Excellent)
Jesus, Jesus fucking Christ, I swear down on the testament (I swear)
I’m different and efficient and I’m up there with the best of them (Ah)
I smoke 7 grams of weed a day, I'm feeling great and yeah I’m feeling wavy now but I’m not talking a crowd of Mexicans (Wow)
The human race are not pretty (No)
We’re just a bunch of savages
This world is fucking shitty (shitty) and gritty like gravel is (Ah)
Who the fuck is god? and where is he? I’m not a fan of his (Who?)
We need to die to save this place, I’m hoping everyone vanishes (Gone)
We’re living in hell
And you wonder why I’m an anarchist
I am, I am a horticulturist but I don’t grow cabbages (No)
I got them Cali packs, it's imported, I love my cannabis (I love it)
And if you don’t like me then I will make you drink a can of piss
My fifth dimensional flow is way too sick like polio
Don’t be dumb, don’t be stupid, don’t be fucking dopey bro
I don’t live in England or France and I don’t live in Tokyo (I don’t)
I live inside Wales but I’m not talking Pinocchio
I got that complex intellectual shit, no phoney flow
Don’t copy me 'cause that’s copyright you dickhead, now you owe me dough (Pay me)
I am a horticulturist, I’m smoking loads
I’m smoking weed all day and night, that’s why I’ve got a croaky throat
I’m weird, I’m crazy, I’m not normal (No)
I’m proud to be different 'cause being normal is awful (Blam)
No, I don’t wear suits or ties, I’m always dressing informal (Trust me)
I don’t care what nobody thinks 'cause nobody’s thoughtful (cunt)
You see my flow is way too deep, I’m not wearing a snorkel (No I’m not)
I’m astral travelling through the intergalactic portals (Portals)
I’m a Demi-God
Fuck being a king or corporal
The human body is temporary
[Outro]
I be smiling when I’m crying ‘cause I’m sad and happy
I took some acid trips and ended up in Abu Dhabi
I smoked a half a Q of Zkittlez and a gram of Aki
And now I’m being followed by the Anunnaki