[Verse 1]
Smokin' a golden rap, eatin' Alaskan trail mix
That's raisins, peanuts, and shriveled up whale dicks
Zero milligrams of cholesterol
The Beverly Center is not a mall
It's a haven for Cliff Clavin, nah, just fakin'
I said it cuz' it rhymes real good
It's a spot for rich cum sluts in Hollywood
A Beverly Hills who that clever with me
Cause I like oxys, and Vicos, but xannies give me chills
I'm sick of wack bitches who I'm through bein' nice
I wanna three bitches, twice, with lice, a nice
And now you got frozen mouse pussy disease, pussy disease
Mickey Mouse ice capades between ya' knees
Or should I say pussy capades, pussy capades
I like that better, pussy capades!

[Chorus]
Pussy, pussy capades, pussy capades
Pu-pussy, pussy capades, pussy capades
Pussy, pussy capades, pussy capades
Pu-pussy, pussy capades, pussy capades

[Verse 2]
Rockin' a Cosby sweater with a Beretta
Got a V for Vendetta, or V for vagina
Go to Japan and fuck a bitch from China
Go to China, fuck a bitch from Japan
If a chick talk shit, hit the bitch with a pan
Say "cook my shit bitch, cook my shit!"
"You a big jack slut, so cook my shit!"
And if you got beef, I'll fuck your mother in the teeth
I think I love her when she queefs, but I'm not too sure
One time I jerked off to a hot Jew whore
Went to the ice cream store to find the right flavor
Stick my cock and balls in and said "see ya' later"
I brought new life to [?] and cream
My penis was colder than a skating team
Or should I say penis capades, penis capades
Yeah I like that better, penis capades!
[Chorus]
Penis, penis capades, penis capades
Pe-penis, penis capades, penis capades
Penis, penis capades, penis capades
Pe-penis, penis capades, penis capades

Pussy, pussy capades, pussy capades
Pu-pussy, pussy capades, pussy capades
Penis, penis capades, penis capades
Pe-penis, penis capades, penis capades