[Verse 1]
Come on, everybody making money to the rhythm of a dangerous beat
You know that I’m late for the cake, but you gotta give a piece of the meat
La, la la, la la

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I can give you anything you want, but you won’t get what you need
When you dig your head out of the sand, the reflection that you see
That's me

[Chorus]
'Cause I’m a straw man, alright
Song and dance with pine in my pants
'Cause I’m a straw man, alright
La, la la, la la
La, la la, la la, la la, la la

[Verse 2]
Slow down, there's a clown out the window, and he’s naked for the party to see
The town's gonna laugh at my sound, 'till they run all out of nitrous to breathe
Ha, ha ha, ha ha

[Pre-Chorus 2]
I can give you anything you want, but you won’t get what you need
When you pull your hand out of your pants, and it smells just like a tree, you see
[Chorus]
That you’re a straw man, alright
Sticks and stones won’t break your bones
Cause you’re a straw man, alright
La, la la, la la
La, la la, la la, la la, la la

[Instrumental]

[Outro]
Everybody better make way for the straw man
Everybody better make way for the straw man
Everybody better make way for the straw man
Everybody better make way for the straw man
Everybody better make way for the straw man
Everybody better make way for the straw man
Everybody better make way for the straw man
Everybody better make way for the straw man