[Verse 1: Anthony]
Hangin' out for somethin' to munch
Tummy's rumblin', haven't eaten since lunch
Feelin' hungry, fangin' a feed
Somethin' healthy, gravy and meat

[Chorus: Greg]
All I want, all I need
All I crave is a good pub feed
All I want, all I need
All I crave is a good pub feed

[Verse 2: Anthony]
Bowl o' chips, tomato sauce
Can't get enough, I'm beggin' for more
'Cause I came here at a quarter to six
And I ain't gonna leave 'til I've had my fix

[Chorus: Greg]
All I want, all I need
All I crave is a good pub feed
All I want, all I need
All I crave is a good pub feed

[Bridge: Anthony]
Chicken schnitty (Pub feed)
Parmigiana (Pub feed)
Rump steak (Pub feed)
Medium-well (Pub feed)
[Chorus: Greg]
All I want, all I need
All I crave is a good pub feed
All I want, all I need
All I crave is a good pub feed
All I want, all I need
All I crave is a good pub feed
All I want, all I need
All I crave is a good pub feed

[Outro: Anthony]
Greg, no time for fruit salad now, old mate!