[Verse 1]
Last week, pulled a root
In the back of my ute
I was cautious, double-wrapped
But I still got the clap

[Chorus]
I've got the clap (He's got the clap)
I've got the clap (He's got the clap)

[Verse 2]
So I went to the clinic
Doctor said, "Mate, you're fucked!"
Then he told me what I had
Turns out I've got the clap

[Chorus]
I've got the clap (He's got the clap)
I've got the clap (He's got the clap)

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Chorus]
I've got the clap (He's got the clap)
I've got the clap (He's got the clap)
I've got the clap (He's got the clap)