[Verse 1]
She said come in, wipe your feet
I walked in off the street
Into her room
Yeah, it looked pretty bad
She made me read the report
And after all her contortions
I met her legal ghost
Her legal ghost
Her legal ghost

[Verse 2]
They went and burned his body
And then they burned his clothes
Yeah, but it doesn't really matter who you sleep with now
You'll always sleep alone
So it may as well be me, I got nowhere to be
I'll probably hang around
Yeah, just you, me, us two, and your legal ghost
Your legal ghost

[Verse 3]
For once the cops ain't calling for ya
But ya know that kid, she can't stay with ya
And see, only thing you've got coming
Is just the spaces that are left by all the things that go
Like your legal ghost
Your legal ghost
Your legal ghost
[Chorus]
It doesn't really matter who you sleep with now
You're just a legal ghost
It doesn't really matter who you speak with now
You're just a legal ghost
It doesn't really matter who you talk to now
You're just a legal ghost
It doesn't really matter where you walk to now
You're just a legal ghost
A legal ghost
You are a legal ghost

[Verse 4]
Eh, but don't the walls seem harder now?
And ain't the corners just a little darker now?
Now your faith has failed you
Even a paper trail leads to your legal ghost
Your legal ghost
Your legal ghost
Your legal ghost

[Chorus]
It doesn't really matter who you sleep with now
You're just a legal ghost
It doesn't really matter who you speak with now
You're just a legal ghost
It doesn't really matter who you talk to now
You're just a legal ghost
It doesn't really matter where you walk to now
You're just a legal ghost
A legal ghost
You are a legal ghost
It doesn't really matter who you sleep with now
You're just a legal ghost
It doesn't really matter who you speak with now
You're just a legal ghost
It doesn't really matter who you talk to now
You're just a legal ghost
It doesn't really matter where you walk to now
You're just a legal ghost
[Outro]
It doesn't really matter if you hang around
You are a legal ghost
It doesn't really matter if you stay in town
You are a legal ghost
You know I know that you know you are a legal ghost
You know I know that you know you are a legal ghost
You are a legal ghost
A legal ghost
A legal ghost
A legal ghost