[Intro]

[Grace]

Kelly!
I'm hoping you can help me understand
Where I went wrong with my new

[Chorus 1]

[Grace]

Decorating. (x7)
Trip, she's just being honest about my Decorating

[Verse 1]

[Grace]

With this room, I was trying for a kind of
Post-modern style
But it is clearly just not happening
This is a mess!
This is a mess!
T-this is a mess!
A mess!
You know for this corner of the room
I had a desire for something big, bold
So this couch seemed like the right choice
At the time
But Now I can see I should've chosen
A simple, comfortable, loveseat
So I went wrong somehow with my
[Chorus 2]

[Grace]

Decorating. (x7)
Trip, she's just being honest about my Decorating

[Verse 2]

[Grace]

You know, when I saw this armoire on the show floor
I thought it had such a clean, simple look to it
But looking at it here in the apartment
It just looks like, hmm, a monstrosity!
So, everybody loves this view
But I'd really rather see some trees or something
A natural green would enhance the colors of the room
So much better
So much better
So much better
Ha! Maybe you could give me your honest opinion
About where I went wrong with my new

[Chorus 3]
[Grace]

Decorating. (x7)
Trip, she's just being honest about my Decorating
Decorating. (x7)
Trip, she's just being honest about my Decorating

[Bridge]

[Grace]

No, no! Here we are!
Kelly..
Hi! How are you, god it's been a while
So I tried a certain kind of style in this room
A post-modern style
But it's just not happening, this isn't right
I found that at a pricy little furniture shop
On the upper-west side
So that looked so nice when I bought it
But it just doesn't go with everything else
This room is a mess, isn't it?
I'm sure I can return most of this
And try to start over again on this room
It just doesn't seem right to pay for a painting
That I could have just as easily painted myself
Oh let's not talk about my
[Chorus 4]

[Grace]

Decorating. (x7)
Trip, she's just being honest about my Decorating
Decorating. (x7)
Trip, she's just being honest about my Decorating

[Outro]

[Grace]

Oh, I didn't want my Decorating to become a
Major topic of conversation tonight