[MRS. COHEN]
Mark, it's the Wicked Witch of the West
Your mother
Happy New Year from Scarsdale
We're all impressed that the riot footage
Made the nightly news
Even your father says mazeltov
Honey - call him
Love Mom

[ALEXI DARLING]
Mark Cohen
Alexi Darling from Buzzline

[MARK]
Oh, that show's so sleazy

[ALEXI DARLING]
Your footage from the riots: A-One
Feature segment- network- deal time
I'm sending you a contract
Ker-ching ker-ching
Marky give us a call 970-4301
Or at home try 863-6754
Or - my cellphone at 919-763-0090
Or - you can e-mail me
At darlingalexinewscom dot net
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