[Verse 1]
Ah, the itchy flakes, it is inflaming
To the gels and creams, it is pertaining
To a fungus mold is my injection
Hope it's only a, a yeast infection

[Chorus]
Only hurts when I
Hurts when I pee
Oh well, it hurts when I
Hurts when I sing

[Verse 2]
Now I vomit cum and diarrhea
On the tile floor like oatmeal pizza
With a toilet bowl full of a cloudy pus
I feel my blood becoming chowder rust

[Chorus]
Only hurts when I
Hurts when I pee
Oh well, it hurts when I
Hurts when I sing

[Verse 3]
Roll into my bed, which does consist of
Lice, bugs, and fleas, and yellow mucus
Stained dirt vaseline, toe jam and booger
Stomach acid worms that dance in sugared sludge