[Verse 1]
When Mom and Dad went to a show
They dropped me off at grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed; said, "Please, don't go!"

[Chorus]
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! I wanna be alone!

[Verse 2]
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my mеat too good

[Chorus]
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, takе me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! I wanna be alone!

[Verse 3]
She said, "Why don't you stop your crying?
Go outside and ride your bike"
That's what I did, I killed my toe!
[Chorus]
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! I wanna be alone!

[Verse 4]
After dinner I had ice cream
Fell asleep and watched TV
Woke up in my mother's arms!

[Chorus]
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home! I wanna be alone!